{"fact":"A cat can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.","length":52}
{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}
{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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