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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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Jumping the Scratch is a novel by Sarah Weeks written for young adults. It was first published in 2006.
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{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
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